I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.
Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.
i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man
It’s all for writing purposes. We swearYou guys know pigs will just eat everything right?
But their digestive tract wont destroy the teeth because the enamel protects them from the stomach acid - so make sure you pick the teeth and any large bone fragments out of the faeces. You may also want to begin training your pigs with portions of meat on the bone as drastic changes in diet can cause GI upset resulting in a less active digestion and more debris left behind.
What do strippers do when they’re on their period
What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period
what do homeless women do when they get their period
what did tribeswomen do when they got their period
what do fictional characters do when they get their period
We never even solved the first one
It doesn’t matter either way for strippers because most of them wear a tampon with the string cut off no matter what - at least they do if their club has a black light on the main stage because your vaginal excretions glow under a black light and it’s not ideal. Just FYI.
Homemade pulled pork — no smoke pit required.
Read more: How To Make Classic Pulled Pork on Food52
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
Literally me with all food ever basically
WHAT NO STOP TOO MUCH TALENT
Last night I was really bummed because my partner was being a grump so I didn’t want to go out but had to because I had tickets to a thing and my friends were already waiting for me. Anyway on the walk there a cat ran up to me and it was wearing a bandanna and it just wanted pats and it followed me down the road - and I was happy again!